You will…

…make new friends, very quickly.
…lose the friends you're with at least once.
…eat falafel and burgers for three days.
…drink too much cider.
…have to brave the loos.
…spend more money than you think.

You won't…

…be able to see every band you want to.
…get much sleep.
…meet up with everyone you plan to.
…get the perfect pitch for your tent.
…shower for three days.
…feel refreshed afterwards, just exhausted.

Top Tip: Equip yourself for all weathers; pack both your wellies and your flip-flops. Essential kit should also include a robust sleeping bag, extra rug and, as excellent insurance for beauty sleep, a feather pillow, inflatable mattress, ear plugs and light-blocking eye mask.

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