How to Eat Pizza and Spaghetti
This classic pasta should be eaten with a fork only. Twist a small bundle of spaghetti around your fork by twirling it clockwise against the side of the dish. Never cut the threads of pasta with the side of the fork. Never make slurping noises as you suck long strands of pasta into your mouth. Don't worry too much about the odd stray strand hanging from your mouth; short ones can be deftly drawn into your mouth and longer strands bitten off.
Pizza can be eaten with your fingers or a knife and fork, depending on the formality of the situation. When eating with your fingers, hold the slice by the crust and bend the slice lengthways. Take bites from the pointy end and beware unsightly strings of melted cheese. Using a knife and fork is a better idea if you're in a restaurant.